Sexy quotes

Glamour is when a man knows a woman is a woman.

GINA LOLLOBRIGITA

 My girlfriend can count all the lovers she has had on the one hand - if she s holding a calculator.

TOM COTTER

Remember, if you smoke after sex you are doing it too fast.

WOODY ALLEN

A irl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

CHER

 No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.

UNKNOWN

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she is reading.

STEVE JOBS

Sex is like money. Only too much is enough.

JOHN UPDIKE

Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies how she would look without them.

EVELYN WAUGHT

Why is food better than men? Because you do not have to wait an hour for seconds.

UNKNOWN

Sex is part of nature. I go along with nature.

MARILYN MONROE

I like the whiskey old and the women young.

ERROL FLYNN

I am interested in pushing people's buttons.

MADONNA

 Young men want to be faithfull, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

OSCAR WILDE